new manager

Not to worry Matthew, I am as we speak, preparing my CV.

I have extensive knowledge with U8, U9 and U10’s football within the North Somerset catchment area, well I say extensive, I’ve watched my son play for the last 3 seasons with complete impartiality and feel I am best placed to comment on whether a young ‘un will turn out to be a ‘baller’ or not.

Although not actually having any soccer management experience I believe that this small fact should not stand in my way to achieving all my aims and ambitions for the club, I have after all, played ‘Football Manager’ on the computer once but to be quite honest found it a bit boring and wasn’t very good, but on the brighter side I do enjoy playing ‘FIFA 14’ on my sons PS3, I even scored a goal once however my son is much better than me and regularly kicks my arse.

Point to note – I will immediately install son as assistant manager (when successful in my application) as he is a ‘FIFA14’ tactical genius and very good at the show boating step over thingy.

Furthermore I am able to work with a very small budget as anybody who’s tried to get me to buy a round will testify, however I do believe the current budget is £85,000. This is per week right???

So rest assured, the club have the opportunity of appointing the right man to successfully go forward as my middle names could very well be ‘safe hands’... but they’re not (yet).







Shit, I’ve just split my coffee.

my money is on laird! lol he has apparently now signed a new 2 year contract